Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Tjop
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
91hayek 31
Worst is she may have got some neighborhood kid to do it for her; you didn't see her did you?
BananaCoconutty 26
What a b!tc4
BananaCoconutty 26
That's not at all what I said
sundaize 7
At least you didn't get stuck marrying her
Anonypus 20
At least she left before you realized how immature she was.
Cinderella88 8
She didn't want to do it over text
MissBehavin77 18
Very immature and cowardly, that's even worse than doing it over a text. Good luck op, you'll find someone better.
kaylerg_03 10
well that's ****** up...
victorvldv 8
Your ex is a coward!
soulcrusher11 16
ur moms a coward
bettyc4 26
Original.
mistress_paz 30
FYL but maybe YDI? Did you intimidate her or were too clingy?