Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML
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Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML
Today, my grandma added to my elephant collection by giving me some underwear with elephant ears on the hips, and a long, sock-like nose. She has no idea they're meant for a guy. FML
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I used one of their blankets to keep warm. Later, I saw their dog getting busy with said blanket. When my grandparents saw my look of horror, they explained that he has "sexual relations" with the blanket every night. Thanks for telling me, guys. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I visited my 78 year-old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
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HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
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Comments (291)
kyusake_huz_DAT 0
take it then.. cute horsee"!!
iLagg 0
LMFAO.
gutzz 0
Sounds like someone hit the jackpot.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Why the **** would you press it's nose?! xD
mz_booty 0
giddy up horsey
omgwtfbbq69 5
Don't lie, you liked it.
franciexoxo 2
33-I was thinking the exact same thing....
hannah1203 2
ELL-EMM-EFF-AYUH-OH!
Garyy_fml 11
90-Saying LMFAO would be fine. The fact that you spelled it out in all capital letters, that makes you look like a genuine ass.
CryMoreFMLs 14
Hehe... true dat 99.
CryMoreFMLs 14
FML i meant 99....
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Since when is 'a' 2 syllables? I ain't neva heard o' dat.
pooponyuou 0
you touched it?!
ScaughtieHolden 11
109 pressing doesn't require touching, does it.?
humorizer 14
No. Not if you poke it with a stick.
mike3775 36
seriously thats what I was wondering. I hate touching my kids underwear, let alone grandparent underwear
GigglePony 13
That's EPIC. TBH, I'd steal the knickers and sport them about town flaunting what I've got.
MrFlintstone 5
y would you squeeze the horse does anyone else find this disturbing
DallasFreeSex 0
r u gay?
MissWhit27 2
lols at ur pic:-D
MissWhit27 2
shit that last comment was meant for 90 sorry
neuggs2 0
yea take it... then when the persons grandparents find it missing they know exactly who did it... brilliant idea haha
gigglezbabii22 2
Wow 90 that was pretty stupid. Idk if you realized this but, a is only one syllable. (Just saying :p)
barniclest 0
yuck!!!! old ppl havin coitess disgusting!
iLagg 0
How do you know their old?
ishatmyselfonce 0
9, how old are your grandparents? coz last time I checked they're usually around 50-60+ Idjit.
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
@22.. lmao funny ass username. and grandparents being 50-60's? fml, my dads 59 and my moms like 57. lol.
ScaughtieHolden 11
9 they're*
I_Iz_Emo 0
**** off grammar nazi ^
Bekll 31
#9, Um... my mother is in her late 50s and my father is near mid 60s.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
9, fails hard. My parents are in their late 30's. So my grandparents could be your parents age.
RainbowHeadache 2
Now-a-days it's more 40s-60s. Most of the people I know anyways & around where I live.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Who!? Jesus!
VorpikeII 17
my grandparents are in their early 80's and my parents in their late 40's. it also depends on your religion.
Garyy_fml 11
43- 30 years old!? 16 and pregnant much!
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Am I the only one having a fit over the misspelling of coitus? If you're gonna act smart by using more intelligent words, spell them correctly.
ishatmyselfonce 0
43- if your profiles correct, you were born in 1990 and your parents are STILL in their 30s? I agree with 100; "16 and pregnant much?"
dudeitsdanny 9
We also have to consider OP's age: I'd guess 12 at the very least, so even if it's a young pregnancy, I'd say they're, at the very least, 40.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Yes I believe 38 and 39. don't remember who's which age though...???
ifmlftw 0
100- actually my mom was 21 when she had me and she's now 36 or something
JenL_fml 7
173, is your mom a grandparent? that's what this discussion is about.
BurnDownTheDawn 11
just wanted to add to this, some people are mega exceptions. my parents had me very late. my parents are 67 and 62. my grandparents were all in their 90's before they passed away.
Timmy_Boy 17
everyone is saying how old or young their parents and grandparents are, this information has no impact if we don't know the age of the comment writer
43bubba34 25
When I was 13, my sisters bestfriend had a baby at 15. Her mom was 31, and her grandma was 51. So you don't have to be old to be a grandparent. You just got to have slutty daughters.
bunnixbrutality 5
129 - so my moms young to, but im adopted. it dosent matter age because if your adopted then anyone could be your rents. old or young.
vocaloidtiger 12
43 - you're 21. If your parents are in their 30's, your mom must have you around, oh, I don't know, 14.
lolomg69 0
You have some kinky grandparents.
alex1432 9
Wtf you actually touched it?! Haha
rebekahah 7
yeah! why was OP even touching the nose?
esu 5
I hope op learned their lesson...
carpediemryders 0
This is funny sh!t made me laugh
whitesox365 0
I wish hugh heffner was MY grandpa...
Neorecon19 18
That's... kinda... creepy... (A cookie for whoever knows to which ZyouTube video I'm referencing)
chaleighrae7 4
hahaha for sure
DnaFilmmaker96 7
Hot
mischiefkel 17
Why did you press the horse's nose, OP??
angel2293 0
"its a pillow, its a pet its a pillow pet" ! haha
SuckerPunchurMom 0
WTF is wrong with you? O.o
Hayman68 4
4 - nice!
CaptinFalconKnig 6
I don't think that's a pillow pet xP
angel2293 0
40- nothing is wrong with me ok
angel2293 0
by the way watz "OP" ? and "YDI" ?
jess6blondie9 2
OP- Original poster YDI- You deserve it.
RoxRoidz 0
it's a G-string, it's a horse! It's a g-string horse!
McLovin30 2
Bahahahaha xD
101autie 0
You have tiger blood in you!
HappinessForFree 3
Aargh! Why the hell did you touch it?
bribri1992 0
I was wondering the same thing...Why would he mess with his grandfathers underwear
meegsiiee 5
Agreed ... :/
sparklywhirligig 0
maybe op likes the smell of stale grandpa semen
you_freak 7
Just what I was wondering! Eeeewwww!!
High_or_Die 2
I wouldn't even shake hands with my grandfather after that =-/
nerdchic 5
curiosity lol!!! I would prob squeeze it just to see what it does :)
xInwex 12
that was my first thought too... eeww
neuggs2 0
So the thing u decided to do was touch it's nose to see if it did something? I guess freaky stuff runs in the family
Brooke__Lynn 5
exactly what I thinking!!! your not supposed to touch them
FreakenJewtastic 0
That is why I am wondering. If I was in that situation, I'd either be running away or crying in a corner before I looked to see the gender the g-string was intended for... let alone stick around long enough to push the horse's various body parts to see if it did anything...
meowmeowwkitty 0
haha right... exactly what I was thinking, that's why they totally deserved this one
narkoticpanda 9
My exact thoughts.
Michele2luv 8
^ my kid doesn't have a pillow pet like that. that's really gross tho op lol
Doortje 29
Kinky grandparents :')
WOODYfromthaBAY 0
sounds like a typical friday night for me..
ImaWiseGuy 5
going thru your grandparents sex drawer?
peetalover 0
^^^^ LMFAO i was avout to say that ahaha
neuggs2 0
Im sure it does
hammerfall26 6
why would you touch it long enough to find out it neighs?!?!?! nasty grandpa ball residue for you!
rachii 0
Op didn't just touch it, they took a good whiff of it and tried it on aswell.
cldean24 4
I was wondering the same thing. OP knew everything in there. If I saw those things I would immediately get away from them not fondle them!
Grimmerie 31
I was wondering where I left that thing. Tell your grandma to call me.
kyusake_huz_DAT 0
L•MAO!
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Hey grimmerie, ummm I kinda need that "thing" back I lent you last year. You know.. the one that only you fit into but I got the surgery so I can fit into it now. I hope you didn't lend it out. ;)