Ryoung
United States
What a great friend…
Today, I told a guy that I only see him as a friend. He ordered separate checks because, “I’m not giving boyfriend benefits to a girl who won’t make me one.” I hadn’t brought my card because he always pays for my meal. The restaurant held my phone as collateral until I Ubered 10 miles away to get my card. FML
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SAgirl 21
Good for him.
SAgirl 21
It's a tactic. Unfortunately for her it didn't work this time.
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Comments (6)
DLBL 22
You left your house with no access to your funds and no cash? YDI.
SAgirl 21
It's a tactic. Unfortunately for her it didn't work this time.
DLBL 22
A tactic...like, a CON. SMH.
SAgirl 21
Good for him.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
"Today, the simp who always pays for my meals finally developed his spine and refused to cover my check after I turned him down. FML"
Rake 17
Who goes out of the house without any payment method? (And doesn't everyone got a way to pay with their phone these days?)
LimpyBiscuit 2
Don’t you need your phone to use Uber.. so if they have your phone, how could you have used Uber?
LimpyBiscuit 2
I thought you had to use your phone to use Uber? How can you use Uber if someone has taken your phone?