Anonymous
Qu?bec, Canada
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
Carrier pigeon
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Tjop
South Africa
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
socialix
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
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Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
wordsandzombies 12
Ding dong the witch is dead at least?
radharaman 3
Technically is did that??
radharaman 3
yes dude
hehe1996 15
Maybe the note wasn't really from his girlfriend but from someone playing a joke on OP, granted a very unfunny, hurtful joke. If not then that's really awful and you don't deserve to be treated like that.
magickiss87 22
That sucks, op! But hey, it could have been a whole lot worse. Try to keep your head up. Her loss and your gain.
voltroz 18
dodged a bullet, congratulations
zarrganaut 17
Um how old is she?
joeblow6969 5
It may have actually been less shitty to break up via text. I could understand delivering a written note in an envelope without ringing the doorbell.
TeacherTeacher 11
This is one of those time when I need a "you're better off" button.
geeandy 3
you must be a terrible person
ajs1987 15
I know that it sucks, but you really will be better off in the long run. I hope you find someone who is mature enough to merit three years (and beyond) with you.