Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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Kazze 31
Is your ex-girlfriend 12? That's one of the most immature things I've ever heard.
ZombieVampirez 24
She isn't a real woman if she can't tell you in person. Sorry OP
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Comments (103)
Destinee_1 13
Now you could turn this into a number one hit if you were Taylor Swift.
boxergirl1054 16
This seems to stupid to be real
EvilLittleMan 23
More than likely the wench zoomed away on her broom. Sorry to hear OP.
Krwman 8
OP-- check your bank account and wallet in 2 months. You'll be asking yourself, "Where did all this money come from?"
Nakomai 17
That's one way to slam the door on your love. . .
EmoKami 21
Nicki-nicky nine-dumped...
Cass_x 22
Pretend like you didn't get it. It could've flown away :D Edit; I just read it was taped to his doorstep. My bad -.- You deserve better anyway.
THEDUDE1553566 24
That's immature
dakatabg 31
Well she broke up with you in a cool way
Candace7 19
People are so God damned lazy
mistress_paz 30
Lazy would have been via text or sending a proxy