Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 21/08/2018 19:13

Today, I got back from staying at my brother's flat. Him and my dad are now pissed off at me because I didn't clean his disgusting bathroom. I'm talking overflowing bin, 80 empty rolls of toilet paper, and after my brother threw up in the sink he's angry I didn't rush to clean it. FML.

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By ItchyBitchy - 21/08/2018 19:04

Today, I’ve been at the beach with my family. I developed an itchy rash on my body that my grandma feels the need to ask about loudly while we eat out at restaurants. Finally, I told her off and explained how it embarrassed me. Now she’s very upset at me and we share a beach house. Awkward. FML.

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By anon - 21/08/2018 16:31

Today, I went to use my last tampon I had in the house, when I started to use it, it fell into the toilet water where I had just used the restroom. FML

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By my joints hurt too - 21/08/2018 12:10

Today, I found out I'm going grey at the ripe age of 21. FML

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By Cobalt - 21/08/2018 10:58

Today, I found out my GF had been cheating on me behind my back while I was out of town grieving over my grandmother’s death. FML

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By Lee - 21/08/2018 09:03

Today, I realized that my husband of 20 years is never going to take me dancing, karaoke, or do a couples massage together. Why? Simply because those are things I would like. He only likes to do things he likes. FML

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By TheVampireGirl - 20/08/2018 20:33

Today, my mother and I waited in the hospital ER for 3 hours to have a doctor come in for 5 mins and tell her that her horrendous pain in her ear was nothing and to take some pain killers. She just a surgery done last week to put tubes in and apparently that's not relevant enough information. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 19:13

Today, I was with one of my old best friends and we were wrestling around having a great time, then his dog comes out to help him. His dog pushes me off and then proceeds to pee on me. FML

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By Rekt - 20/08/2018 14:59 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today the female director at work took me to one side and offered me 3 days paid leave, to look after my 18 month old daughter and my wife who is suffering from cancer. I texted her to say thanks and ended up forwarding one of those explicit videos you receive from the lads of WhatsApp.. FML

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By purples - 20/08/2018 18:57 - Singapore

Today, I flew 18hours to my crush’s graduation. He spent his entire time with another girl who came to surprise him and told me that I was not his type. I still have another week of plans with him. This time, I’ll have to enjoy it from the friend zone. FML.

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By Becky Stevenson - 19/08/2018 23:44 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I found out that I am pregnant at age 35. Now I just have to figure out how to tell my new boyfriend and my ex that there is a chance it could be with either one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 06:05

Today, I had a doctor tell me that I had some of the most perfect urine she’d ever seen. But my vaginal swab was loaded with “clue cells” meaning I have bacterial vaginosis. FML.

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By ThatOneMom - 20/08/2018 06:05

Today, I was told how to discipline my daughter for misbehaving. I was told this by my husband (her dad) who hasn't changed diapers, fed her or her sister, etc. I do it all, yet he is confused about why I would be flustered over a room actually being torn apart at 11pm. FML

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By GrizzlyMarie8869 - 20/08/2018 03:20

Today, my grandma and I were watching the news when she just mutes the TV, looks at me and says "Why are you single? You're too pretty to be single. There's a lot of ugly people who aren't single!" Thank you for reminding me grandma. FML

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By blehbleh - 20/08/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend, who is a tattoo artist, broke up with me for getting a tattoo from someone else. He specializes in cartoon themed tattoos. I got a realistic portrait of my grandmother. FML

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By pupmom - 20/08/2018 01:20

Today, for college, I had to give a tour where I work. It is hot, so I wore a sleeveless dress forgetting about the large bruise on my forearm. My Professor, the Head of HR for the casino and every classmate offered safe housing for me to escape to. My "abusers" are my 3 year old German Shepards. FML

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By I can't win - 19/08/2018 08:18

Today, I told my mum that I got 97% in a test. All she could say was " What happened to the 3%?" FML

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By MRS.B - 18/08/2018 22:05

Today I was getting ready for a vacation for just my husband and I. No kids for two nights and 3 days. My late period decided to start Today, as well. FML

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By thrownaway4 - 17/08/2018 21:41

Today, my brother told my parents that I was bisexual. I'm not, and I can't convince them otherwise. FML.

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By "silentsweetness" - 17/08/2018 21:30

Today I found out that my step dad spent all of my inheritance money. FML

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By Kristen Lawless - 17/08/2018 15:07

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while going down on me. It was the first time we had done anything in weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 09:50

Today my boyfriend of six months, who happened to be my first kiss, broke up with me after borrowing 120 dollars. Not twenty minutes later he was at the bar drinking with my brothers and my dad. FML

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By carerau - 17/08/2018 09:05

Today, my adopted mom came out to me as a lesbian and she's in love with my biological mom. She's been married to my adopted dad for 40 years. My dad is dying of terminal heart & kidney failure, and I gave up my job and life, to live with them and be their carer. FML.

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By hardcorecinderella - 17/08/2018 05:50

Today, after a long, busy day, I went to bed early for late night romance, only to find my lover jacking off minutes before I came in the room. Some romance. FML

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By Sarctoth - 16/08/2018 20:13

Today, I left messages to take a picture, then went right back to messenger to send it. Only, instead of sending it to my wife, I sent it to my family chat group. All 5 of my siblings, their significant others, and my mom saw a picture of my dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:38

Today, I found out that my family has secretly been having dinner and outings without me. FML

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By NMZ - 15/08/2018 16:57 - United States

Today they gave someone who has been at work 6 months the supervisor job when I’ve been there 1yr. I trained the guy FML

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By "ShinedownCM " - 15/08/2018 22:01

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. Everything went perfectly and I walked out with a fixed tooth and large bill, just to have my car break down right outside the parking lot. now I have 2 bills and I'm still at the dentist. FML

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By "Luke16eirb7deneuwn1" - 15/08/2018 21:45

Today, I surprisingly met my girlfriend. In my family-reunion. FML!

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Today, I politely asked my neighbor if she could tell her kids to be a little more quiet, and I guess I wasn't the first one to approach her. She slammed the door in my face, but not before screaming, "I bet none of you would be doing this if we were white." FML

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Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML

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Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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Today, and like every day, after I'd just had finished serving a customer on one side of the store, my boss asked me to go help another one on the other side of the store, which is literally a 2-minute walk away, while 2 other staff members were besides him, doing nothing. I don't even get paid commission. FML

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Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

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