Today the female director at work took me to one side and offered... - FML

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By Rekt - 20/08/2018 14:59 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today the female director at work took me to one side and offered me 3 days paid leave, to look after my 18 month old daughter and my wife who is suffering from cancer. I texted her to say thanks and ended up forwarding one of those explicit videos you receive from the lads of WhatsApp.. FML

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Thursday 23 August 2018 0:25

that's ok OP, she will understand. Just explain it was a mistake and an accident. I seriously doubt it is a problem. best of luck

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interesting33 36

Thursday 23 August 2018 0:25

that's ok OP, she will understand. Just explain it was a mistake and an accident. I seriously doubt it is a problem. best of luck

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