Today, I was getting it on with this really hot guy. Every time...

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By The_RavingPanda - 26/04/2017 12:47

Today, I was getting it on with this really hot guy. Every time he tried to go down on me I unintentionally queefed until finally he gave up and the mood was killed. FML

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Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 30 April 2017 8:30

A lot happened in that five mins since your post about your boyfriend.

Leeono 26

Saturday 29 April 2017 17:29

At least your life got ****** even if you didn't.....

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Leeono 26

Saturday 29 April 2017 17:29

At least your life got ****** even if you didn't.....

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 30 April 2017 8:30

A lot happened in that five mins since your post about your boyfriend.

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