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Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40509) - you deserved it (8867)

On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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