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Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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stage managing is hard shit, been there. during a show I tripped trying to run off the stage, slid head first into a fridge door. you got my sympathy.

#3 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:20pm by catiedid

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at least you didn't break your leg

#8 - On 04/15/2009 at 7:40pm by I_Hate_Cars

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