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Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)

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LAWL.

Love these fast-food ones.
Someone's gotta work at 'em. I used to, to pay for college.

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:08pm by Trix_Disorder

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kids gotta hate'em gotta love'em. actually 90% hate.. little fucks

#79 - On 04/19/2010 at 10:03pm by THE_SHIT__

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I'm working at our local DQ to get through college, definitely know how that feels.

#2 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:08pm by CheeseGirl

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Damn.

#3 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:09pm by Sessee

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ahh kids and their brutal honesty.

#4 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:10pm by SKYblue

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man. if that isn't a swift kick to the balls i don't know what is

#5 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:11pm by a_homeless_guy

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well he could have swiftly kicked him in the balls.

#80 - On 04/28/2010 at 7:55pm by averageirishman

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Maybe he's really smart:)

#6 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:13pm by sexxystephy

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Haha, that kid sure told YOU! Don't feel bad though, a job is a job. Too many people don't even have a job.

#7 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:16pm by rushquickfast

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It's Ok it not like your 30, are you ?

#8 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:16pm by DeimosFriday

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Yeah, definitely DON'T feel bad about working crappy jobs, because usually they're young kids trying to work through college, which is very smart (uhm, hello, little to no debt? That's definitely a winner in my book!) and I commend those who are.

However, if you're working there full time (or even part time) and you're not going to school or have to plans to go... yeah, you should reconsider that.

#9 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:26pm by onigiriqueen

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not really that big of an FML. he didn't really straight up call you dumb or anything. not that big of an insult, really. I think it's great that his dad is encouraging him to be all that he can be.

so many FMLs have been about this lately. there's nothing wrong with having a fast food job.

#10 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:28pm by shehzeenahmed

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Burned by a 10 year old. To be honest, working in fast food, you've gotta be prepared to take the shit. At least you're contributing to the economy. If you're of school age, it's not embaressing, you've gotta pay your way through university somehow. If not - get a proper job.

#11 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:31pm by paddyhb

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No offense but that kid owned you!

Kids say the darndest things, dont they?

#12 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:31pm by Compwiz1993

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So what did your dad tell you? "Son, you've got the brains to work fast food one day. You're too smart to go into something like being a trashman or a politician."

#13 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:36pm by SomethingWitty

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LOL! you have to start somewhere, holy shit. at the age of 16 he'll be practicing law i assume?

#15 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:41pm by Failercoptor

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i've seen a similar fml like this one.

#16 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:48pm by bedwarmer25

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Why do so many people think there is something wrong with someone older working at a fast food place? Not evreyone is cut out for other jobs or college. (or are able to afford such) I say as long as you are working somewhere... to hell with what people think.

#17 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:54pm by McCannCanTriple

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So, you got upset enough by something a 10 year old said. Hold on, let me repeat that last part. A 10 year old. Cheezits Crust guy, get over it. It's a friggin little kid. If you allow yourself to get upset by a toddler, then you got some serious self-esteem issues.

#18 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:09pm by Lou_Briccant

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOO ,
the truth hurts

#19 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:32pm by dammn

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Thank you 17, haha. I have no plans to go to university, and I'm perfectly happy with that, because a few more years of school and essays is not for me. I don't WANT to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a business executive, so why the hell bother?
Although it isn't my plan to ever work at a fast food place, I'm perfectly content with my bank/receptionist (one of them is parttime so I have both at the moment) jobs for the forseeable future.

#20 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:35pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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destroyed! what an awesome little kid.

#21 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:46pm by so1337

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Umm... everyone starts at jobs like that.... what an asshole dad... That sucks.... maybe dad will lose his job and end up working at a burger chain....

#22 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:46pm by Keiko86

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"Today, a guy working at a hot dog chain told me I'd be a great worker there when I grow up. FML."

Seriously, you are a moron for telling that to a 10-year old kid. YDI

#23 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:51pm by AWESOM_E

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Agreed with #23, but also: when the kid is 16 and working at McDonald's, the last laugh will be yours.

#24 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:53pm by takran

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all the kid ones are fucking stupid and fake

#25 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:53pm by JGunit

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Too bad yuo can't put the little brat to work. It really sucks that his dad is teaching him that that attidude is OK. Sadly, when he gets a job like that, he'll probably be one of those types tha t'knows his rights' and gets away with whatever he wants. Wouldn't it be great to 'accidentally' drop a weight on his head?

#26 - On 04/07/2009 at 3:54pm by everythingtold

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I have an unpaid internship right now - great experience, but I can barely afford the mass transportation fare. As a result, I'm a nineteen-year-old taking a job at a fast food restaurant over the summer.

Think about it this way, you're making more money than 9% of the United States right now.

#27 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:04pm by Bitts

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Eh, I payed for my first year of college with my earnings from Burger King and am putting myself through college by washing dishes...its nothing to be ashamed of!

#28 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:19pm by rainesan

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I work at Arby's part time and am the student associate of the finance department at a big business --- a lot of people at Arby's are a hell of a lot smarter than those that work in the office.

#29 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:26pm by kelseysue92

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Sounds like the kid/dad were right.

#30 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:28pm by hotroddy

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Well, if he was talking about it with his dad, that could mean that the kid had actually wanted to work there but his dad had other plans for him.

#31 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:28pm by yui567

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as long as you are only working there temporarily while in school, I would not worry about the comment.

if the kid is really all that interested in serving people mystery flesh wrapped in pig intestines, tell him he should consider owning a hot dog business rather than merely working at one for minimum wage and making someone else rich. his dad might like the business ownership idea better :):)

#32 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:37pm by evolveahimsa

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At least the kid has motivation.

#33 - On 04/07/2009 at 4:39pm by Silhouette

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hahaha that kid's awesome.

#34 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:01pm by meddude

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#34 knows what's up.

#35 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:05pm by mangoid

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well hes gotta be dumb 2 think tht only stupid ppl work at fast food places and stuff... and + most teenagers usually get low pay jobs at first and also just cuz his father says he smart doesnt mean he really is... even if he is smart tht doesnt guarantee he'll get a good job on his first try... seriously this kid must have been under the age of 10...

#36 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:19pm by average_girl

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meh. your job probably pays more than mine and is probably more social than mine - i do a paper round and i get paid £5 (not sure what the US equivalent is) for the whole weekend. that's barely minimum wage here in England. so not only do you have a better job money wise, you're probably only in it to pay for university or college or something like that, so if the kid says something similar again say to him something like "Actually, i'm being very smart by working here, because i get money that i can use to pay for things i like :) "

#37 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:30pm by QiScorpion

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So, the economy is rough and you are trapped in a shitty job? The little boy us just took a compliment too seriously.

#38 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:38pm by JohnFR33M4N

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so?

#39 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:46pm by antimony

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well his dads a dick, its not a bad place to work if you are in high school or college, and if his family is so damn good why are they eating so much fast food?

#40 - On 04/07/2009 at 5:56pm by louisianagrrrrl

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soo soo so so so many versions of this FML.

#41 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:03pm by timemaster666666

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I doubt that kid is going to college, much less high school. Don't feel bad.

#42 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:08pm by silverwind

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That kid's father will eat his words when he realizes that most young teens have no choice but to work at a similar job. What a condescending asshole. I hate when people make the assumption that you're working at a job like that because you're not doing anything better with their lives. Many of them are paying for college, and I respect them a hell of a lot more than those who don't work while attending school.

#43 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:14pm by ddrluna

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Dad is a prick for telling his son that. A lot of people (including myself) work fast food to pay for college.

#44 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:15pm by theshewolf

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I'd tell my kid the same thing [-;

#46 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:31pm by piderman13

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So? Maybe he is too smart to work for a place like that!

#47 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:48pm by Zoa

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Honestly, if my son told me, "when I grow up, I want to work in a hot dog stand, so I could eat hot dogs all day," I'd probably tell him that he was smart enough to get a better job.

#48 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:52pm by Ox_Baker

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Oh damn... I'd have cried...

#49 - On 04/07/2009 at 6:56pm by TehMolly

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So what? He's being honest? Some of us have potential and ambition, and want to get a real job instead of wasting away in the fast foot industry

Now if you're a teenager or using it to help pay for college or maybe as a 2nd job for extra cash (hopefully your 1st job is a good one), it doesn't matter that you work there but seriously...people who know they can do better aren't going to lower themselves to minimum wage jobs.

And seriously, what kind of dad would that be if he said "Son, you're only going to be let down in life. More likely than not, you're going to work at a hot dog stand, so I hope you acquire a good taste for them." A good dad isn't going to tell his kid that he isn't going to do any better than the fast food industry just to help your pathetic self esteem. YDI.

#50 - On 04/07/2009 at 7:54pm by eeee93757

Why do people post similar FMLs? I swear I saw one just like this one a couple days ago except it was a little girl and her mother.

#51 - On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm by Marceux

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#50 a dad shouldnt be like ur too smart 2 work in fast food... even tho most teens start out there... the dad should be like u can succeed in anything u want... ppl who work in fast food arent dumb and tht little kid is a spoiled brat and will be blamin his dad one day when is first job is drive-thru window at mcdonalds... what does this fag kid think hes gonna be a lawyer the first day he applies 4 a job??

#52 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:14pm by average_girl

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wowww. some people (this kid's father) just don't understand the necessity of a job and that sometimes it isn't always a great one. i hate people like that. i feel for ya.

#53 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:44pm by LAXer9393

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#50, this kid's dad shouldn't teach him that he's better than everyone else by not trying, which is what it sounds like. because a kid young enough to say that wouldn't know the kind of potential they have yet.

so basiacally, this dad is saying to his kid "you're just naturally smart and don't have to try in life and you will start at the top" which is definately a lie. ughh.. people like that make me angry.

#54 - On 04/07/2009 at 9:48pm by LAXer9393

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Don't feel bad. I worked at Hot Dog on a stick during high school and still do in the summer. I love it because the benefits are great (tuition reimbursement and stock ownership). That kid and his dad are just stuck-up bitches. Someone has to cook his food.

#55 - On 04/07/2009 at 10:05pm by yellow

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again as always this has been on here multiple times in different forms so heres the attention you want now leave

#56 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:01pm by reaver57

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Well, you DO work at a hot dog chain. Not exactly what most kids have in mind for the career to aim for, you know?

#57 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:21pm by kellster

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My dad told me the same thing once. We were hanging out in a rec center, and two of the custodians went over to play pinball. My dad whispered to me, "You see them? That's why you go to college." I ended up dropping out after sophomore year.

#58 - On 04/07/2009 at 11:54pm by JoyGrenade

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Poor kid doesn't know when to keep his mouth closed... not so smart after all. At his age, I knew better.

#59 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:05am by Loony

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#59 when you were 10 you knew better? Sure, whatever you say...

#60 - On 04/08/2009 at 12:08am by fALLyl

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Well you're live pretty sucks, xD
Did you resign from your job?
xD

#61 - On 04/08/2009 at 3:39am by aqeel114

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well it is not like it takes a lot of brains to make a hot dog.

#62 - On 04/08/2009 at 5:22am by sleepless15_p

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Haha! You got owned by a kid.

#63 - On 04/08/2009 at 4:24pm by missethics

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Kids say the darnest things huh?!

#64 - On 04/08/2009 at 8:09pm by brtshkdcub

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Eh, I don't see the big deal. As a parent, you want to set your kids' sights a little higher than fast food, even if they do eventually work at a fast food place when they're older.

#65 - On 04/09/2009 at 1:32am by ilovemycats

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Not FML worthy

#66 - On 04/09/2009 at 4:02am by Xodus_LT

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heehee

#67 - On 04/09/2009 at 9:33am by yesbutnotyou

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So what? These days it's so difficult to find a job. You should consider yourself lucky, so stfu.

#68 - On 04/09/2009 at 3:36pm by IAmBridgette

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The kid's going to learn to respect you when he's in high school.

#69 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm by deadguy321

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you don't insult people handling your food because.... they can always..

SPIT IN YOUR FOOD!

thats what you shoulda done anyways.

#70 - On 04/10/2009 at 6:52pm by latuka

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Kool kid, at least he's gonna try and get a good job. (no offense)

#71 - On 04/11/2009 at 1:10am by BEB131

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#71 who says the writer didnt try 2 get a good job?? times r very hard in this economy... if u knew anything u would kno that! somebody needs 2 teach u and the little kid in the story some respect

#72 - On 04/12/2009 at 3:31pm by average_girl

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well next time daddys gonna get some spit on his hot dogs

#73 - On 04/24/2009 at 1:44pm by crystalballzzz

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That kid will learn in the future that he may have to.

#74 - On 05/06/2009 at 1:55am by 24788

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Lol owned by a 10 yr old

#75 - On 06/06/2009 at 3:27am by penguinking12345

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Wow at the stupid comments being posted. People take these FMLs too seriously. Just laugh and move on you pricks.

#76 - On 06/14/2009 at 10:07pm by seb12992

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lolllllll really funny fml.

#77 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:06pm by GlennD

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how is that bad?

#78 - On 01/09/2010 at 2:49am by newmanlyman3

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