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TODAY I WAS AT WORK AT A LOCAL HOT DOG CHAIN. A CHILD (ABOUT 10 WHO I'VA SAAN THARA BAFORA) CUMMAD IN TO ORDAR FOOD FOR HIS DAD. HA ORDARS VARY AXCITADLY AND I TOLD HIM HA'D BA A GRAAT WORKAR HARA WHAN HA GATS OLDAR. HA SAID "OH NO MY DAD SAYS I'M TOO SMART TO WORK IN A PLACA LYK THIS." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55921) - you deserved it (12530)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)

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LAWL.

Love these fast-food ones.
Someone's gotta work at 'em. I used to, to pay for college.

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:08pm by Trix_Disorder

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Haha, that kid sure told YOU! Don't feel bad though, a job is a job. Too many people don't even have a job.

#7 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:16pm by rushquickfast

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