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Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 8:50am - work - by GT716 (man) - United States (New York)

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Love these fast-food ones.
Someone's gotta work at 'em. I used to, to pay for college.

#1 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:08pm by Trix_Disorder

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Haha, that kid sure told YOU! Don't feel bad though, a job is a job. Too many people don't even have a job.

#7 - On 04/07/2009 at 2:16pm by rushquickfast

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