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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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You couldn't have explained that to your boss? All lifeguards have to watch the kids in the pool.

It's part of the job description...

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:40pm by hpnerd

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What a bitch, and what a stupid boss.

#3 - On 04/04/2009 at 5:42pm by foolsangel

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