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Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70581) - you deserved it (2651)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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