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Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3530) - you deserved it (28592)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:14am - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely fucking stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously.

You'll get no sympathy from me.

#2 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:18pm by Shadic

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i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

#6 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:33pm by Killeritch

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