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Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9 hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 10:28am - work - by bs_happens (woman) - United States (Texas)

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i'm by no means certain, but i'm pretty sure its probably illegal to make you work in a building that doenst have water and toliets...i may be wrong..but i do remember hearing something like that..atleast in the UK, but also..why would you take a laxative before you went to work?

#1 - On 01/11/2010 at 2:06pm by whatwasthatnoise

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Why would you take a laxative before work?

#2 - On 01/11/2010 at 2:07pm by Starfire22

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