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Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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On 12/04/2009 at 1:27am - work - by Chels (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I hope you gave the fucker his change in pennies.

#6 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:10am by aback

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You just KNOW he did that on purpose.

#5 - On 12/04/2009 at 10:09am by somepartsareme

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