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Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22990) - you deserved it (4448)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

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Hopefully no one stole the check while you were unconscious.

#4 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:17pm by xiambam

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Why did it take six months?

#11 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:34pm by jonny2x4

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