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Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (1544)

On 10/12/2009 at 12:16am - work - by selfdefense - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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Sue for wrongful termination. Seriously it is against the law to fire you for that, infact the law gives you the right to not stand there and let a person smash your face in.

#5 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:18am by AussFart

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If the person is assaulting employees or other customers, they are no longer considered a customer.

#3 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:18am by busdrivertohell

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