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This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.

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this isn't an fml. boohoo you were told to relax so your life is fucked. uh no I think not. you are a dumb moron since you're so dumb I'm gonna fuck your life by saying it now. relax dude.

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if the people posting FMLs lives are that 'fucked' I don't think they'd bother posting.

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@31...I totally agree...who the fuck thought this was fml?? this is just fucking stupid...op was prob being a dick and was making the stoner paranoid...we are a very fragile species lol =_=

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on another note...this makes me think of will ferrell in zoolander...RELAX....AND KILL THE PRIME MINISTER OF MALAYSIA...rofl..lmmfao

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sounds like OP is a spaz and the relax dude guy was annoying him telling him to relax... sounds to me like OP should take the hint and relax dude

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I like it. It's simple and real. And I imagine that if you asked him to stop, he'd just say, "whoa, chill out, brah. relax, dude."

I am extremely confused as to how this ended up here... Unless there's some other part to the story the OP didn't mention, this is just a very weird thing to post. O_o

Yea mabye you just need to Relax, doesnt sound so much like an FML. I call girls dude all the time. who cares

This is only an FML if you lost your cool at the end of the day and proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp with a stapler, then ended up involved in 3-hour high speed cop chase on the internet, and are now posting from the iPhone you managed to hide in your rectum before being incarcerated, where you are currently waiting for a 6'5 man named Blondie to come in and 'show you a good time'.

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