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Today, I was teaching a woodshop class. We were using power tools, including drills, and pieces of pine wood. While helping a kid to hold a piece to practice drilling, he went too far forward with the drill. It went through my hand. FML

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I guess wood and penetration aren't always a good thing.

#12 - On 10/07/2009 at 7:20am by nokillnobeepbeep

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He was showing them what not to do. Good work, leading by example.

#6 - On 10/07/2009 at 6:47am by vossy

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