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Today, I called my boss to let her know that I was suffering from severe depression and that my doctor suggested I take a month's leave. Her response: "Glad you are getting help, however we can't hold your job. No need to come to the office, we'll mail your stuff to you." FML


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On 09/26/2009 at 3:01am - work - by zawbentley - United States (Rhode Island)

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Go sue happy. You got the doc's note already right?

#2 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:10am by BakerMan

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Um, What else would you expect your boss to say...?

#8 - On 09/26/2009 at 6:28am by ayy

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