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Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

I agree, your life sucks (20431) - you deserved it (7234)

On 09/20/2009 at 8:03am - work - by Lazy (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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