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Today, after picking up my 6 year old from school, he says, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me! I get home, look up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in Jr. High. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29287) - you deserved it (17965)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:11pm - work - by jeph23 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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like father like son.... once an asshole, always an asshole...

#2 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:34pm by Casualt1234

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Tell your son to tell Drew that you can make his dad have an "accident" or disappear under mysterious circumstances.

#6 - On 09/11/2009 at 7:38pm by Nakedsquirrel

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