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Today, a customer brought her kids into the store where I work. I like to make people laugh so being my usual joking self I kidded "Why aren't those kids in school?". She didn't laugh when she said that their house burned down the night before and the kids had no clothes to wear to school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45885) - you deserved it (12588)

On 08/25/2009 at 9:21am - work - by mybad - United States (Georgia)

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Looking at a six year old and going, "Wait, I thought college started today!" is funny. Asking, "Shouldn't they be in school?" is going to come across as nosy and/or passive-aggressive (or passive-snarky), even if you do it with a smile. YD a retort for your poor judgement, though FYL for the coincidence of the fire.

@6: Their house burnt down the night before, they're going to be a little traumatized. I think they deserve the day off.

#8 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:16pm by CosmicPossum

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#3 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:06pm by Jazzywrites007

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