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Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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On 08/05/2009 at 3:36pm - work - by TMI (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Another curious case of awkward turtle?

#6 - On 08/05/2009 at 7:15pm by CyclonePsycho

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Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

#19 - On 08/05/2009 at 8:10pm by DrAwesome

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