By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

missmeliss0309 0

how are they a perv? they are required to open the mail... O_O

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CallMeTheHunter 0

this is an fml for your boss not you, fool. **** your life for being a loser

Crunchy_fml 0

It wasn't a mistake, your boss wanted you to see them.

woody18plus 0

You opened a box. I'm sure you'll make it through this un-traumatic experience.

Well, at least they were kinky... Otherwise, this would be weird.

andie_lala 0

I didn't really want the knowledge that my boss has use for a stainless steel butt plug. Or for him to know I know he has use for a stainless steel butt plug. I didn't say anything of course, and am just hoping he thinks I didn't realize what it was. (I thought it was a piece to our machinery until I saw the packing slip.)

Levixxrock 0

Sounds more of an FML for your boss. "Today, my mail was accidentally delivered to my neighbor. She opened the box of my sex toys...my kinky sex toys. FML"

andie_lala 0

I'm not his neighbor, I'm his assistant. And I have to see him (AND his wife, who works in finance) at work EVERY DAY.

fretforyerlatte 0

andie_lala, if you're the OP, why do you have a different name than when you posted the story?

exactly. the original poster is TMI not andie_lala

andie_lala 0

I didn't register until after I posted the FML. I wanted to comment and had to register, but TMI was already taken.