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Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML


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On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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LOL #1.

You do know that Biophysics doesn't have that much of a correlation to English, right?

You should get up and DO something about your situation instead at looking at what others are doing.

#3 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:07pm by leili

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at least you're manager and not an employee :D

#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:05pm by sooper

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