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Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31530) - you deserved it (26392)

On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am - work - by MickeyDManager (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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