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Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my co-worker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager and accuses me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (3500)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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seems like there must be more to the story if you got fired and people were happy about it

#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:05pm by sbcpunkrocker

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Fucking bitch. Go back to your boss, and have him pull up the records. The shit she wrote would OBVIOUSLY not compare with your handwriting at all.

Or get creative with some brake fluid and stain a giant penis on her car hood. But then, she might use another employee's money to pay for the new paint....

#8 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:16pm by allmidnighteyes

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