By CrapDay - 18/01/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early in the morning when it was still dark to go off to work. I saw what looked like a piece of slime that my children would play with and went to pick it up. Nope. Turns out it was puppy shit. Wet, slimy puppy waste. FML
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RememberSchlitz 9

<p>If you have a puppy, TRUST NOTHING NEW!</p>

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liinkinparkfan97 34

Although that is gross and all, you could have turned on a light or something to make sure. At least you know to make sure for next time!

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liinkinparkfan97 34

Although that is gross and all, you could have turned on a light or something to make sure. At least you know to make sure for next time!

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RememberSchlitz 9

<p>If you have a puppy, TRUST NOTHING NEW!</p>

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monyluv1 13

I'm still trying to figure out why you felt the need to pick up slime. I mean, have you SEEN ghostbusters?? Never a good idea. Just walk away.

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Soninuva 41

OP has children whom are either young or very impulsive, and as he didn't want them playing with a slimy object, picked it up so they wouldn't.

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alaina1104 11

Piece of slime or not, your kids probably would have played with it.

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player69badboy 0

You stoopid head

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diisneygirl 2

Gross lol. That's a bad start to the day. i hope it got better.

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Quicky5_ 16

That's a really shitty way to start the morning... lll see myself out...

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jcash52426 5

Why would you pick up slime with your bare hands. If you hade just used a paper towel or a zip lock bag you wouldn't have pick picked up do crap.

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