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Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39177) - you deserved it (16831)

On 06/27/2009 at 3:03am - work - by EmployeeOfTheMonth (man) - United States (California)

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Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by Jefe

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did you jizz in your pants? lol

#3 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by littlemisslee

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