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Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15602) - you deserved it (52129)

On 06/18/2009 at 6:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.

#3 - On 06/18/2009 at 1:44pm by Schumy0724

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Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.

#12 - On 06/18/2009 at 2:02pm by atruegem

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