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Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns $10,000 more than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52466) - you deserved it (2236)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Because using a different hand will automatically make your computer behave differently. Your boss is an idiot.

#5 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm by Butterbuns

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ur boss is an idiot

#2 - On 06/11/2009 at 5:30pm by fml1358

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