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Soon, you're going to expect the pad to spellcheck your work. Peh. Humans, you gotta do everything for them. Get a paperclip and pretend it's assissting you. That won't make you look crazy at all to your boss.

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The humor of this comment is in the irrelevancy. It's funny because pausing time with Twix would have done absolutely nothing.

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57- it's a commercial for twix, not a meme, and it isn't used that often, I hadn't heard it for a couple months until a few days ago

Soon, you're going to expect the pad to spellcheck your work. Peh. Humans, you gotta do everything for them. Get a paperclip and pretend it's assissting you. That won't make you look crazy at all to your boss.

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"In labs everywhere, experimental robots would leap up from lab benches in a murderous rage, locate the door, and—with a tremendous crash—plow into it and fall over. Those robots lucky enough to have limbs that can operate a doorknob, or to have the door left open for them, would have to contend with deceptively tricky rubber thresholds before they could get into the hallway. Hours later, most of them would be found in nearby bathrooms, trying desperately to exterminate what they have ide

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Technology isn't going to take over. Not completely anyways. We'll always need paper. How do I know this? Well, it's simple. Have you ever tried wiping your ass with an iPad?

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#19 that was an inspirational story and an eye opener right there and #20 you've never wiped your ass with leaves its easy?

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#31 I've heard that vibrator app is crazy. I heard there is settings from cell phone vibration to earth quake vibration and many settings in between those.

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35 I was in Verizon store not to long ago. I heard this lady say she needed a new phone. Why? Because the vibration on hers wasn't good enough.

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#39 She probably puts it's on her bean and sets it to vibrate and calls herself. And got used to it and needed a harder vibration.

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#39 She probably puts it's on her bean and sets it to vibrate and calls herself. And got used to it and needed a harder vibration.

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Everyone is always quick to say "this generation", yet the ones mainly complaining are the ones who raised "this generation".

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It appears that you do, 53. Just in time for Christmas! Here's to hoping "stalker" was on your wish list for Santa.

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Holy crap didn't even notice my mistake.. You'd think someone who has posted it 20 times would know. My apologies.

I know what you mean OP. My teacher looked at me strange when I was writing an essay and used my magic powers to make red lines appear when I misspell something.

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We don't know what kind of job it is. For all we know, being behind a computer all the time is an important part of that job.

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