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Today, I arrived at work only to be arrested and accused of stealing over $8000 from my job. 5 hours later at the police station, the discovery was made that the actual thief had an employee ID one digit different than mine. He works at another location over 1200 miles away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57099) - you deserved it (1555)

On 03/09/2009 at 10:35pm - work - by Jong (man) - United States (Oregon)

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