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Today, I woke up with a splitting headache. Then someone at work wouldn't stop whistling loudly and it was getting on my nerves. "Can the dick who is whistling please stop?" I asked. It was the general manager of my department. I'm still on probation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (32727)

On 06/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by whatzthehell (woman) - Kuwait

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