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Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 6:11pm - work - by laurenmay (woman) - United States (Florida)

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grandma went naughty

#1 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:30am by money_thind

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target ladies gone wild! woohoo!!

#2 - On 03/07/2009 at 3:39am by sportyserfer903

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