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By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I was working at Target when an old woman asked me if I could help her find her favorite bra. I asked what brand it was when she replied "I'll check the tag". She lifted up the front of her shirt, and flipped one cup of her bra inside out. I saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

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By sm702 - 12/07/2011 16:45 - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

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My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Lana - 20/07/2010 12:43 - Austria

Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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Snap!

By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By O.o - 20/02/2011 08:15 - Australia

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

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money_thind 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:30

grandma went naughty

sportyserfer903 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:39

target ladies gone wild! woohoo!!

Comments

interventions 1

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:20

that's happened to people i know who work in department stores as well. makes me glad i don't!

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:20

Oh, to be a Target Team Member. Somebody took a shit in our dressing room before.

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 17:52

god damn elderly. no respect for the common youth. saggy **** FTL

mclovin_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:23

when i worked at gap women used to do this to me allll the time at in the fitting rooms!

blycgeek 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:33

i work at Target and i could totally see some people do this, we've had similar stuff happen at my store

comeback_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:20

did you get a boner?

cuzimablonde 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 3:24

She's a girl, she can't get a boner...

aztec37 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:30

#37, I think the OP is female. call the cops for indecent exposure.

npk88 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:33

hahahahahaahahhaahahahaha This is the best one i've read in a while. love it.

dwights 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 20:45

hahahha ewww dude im sorry. i have an idea. transfer out of softlines and go hardlines. so much funner at target

highhoeontario 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 21:26

Nice Aptekar!! i'm glad yours got on!

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