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Today, a homeless man bathed himself in the restroom at my coffee shop in West LA. He locked himself in there for a good twenty minutes. The lingering smell was so strong that my other coworker vomited. Thanks to what is apparently a relatively strong gag reflex, I got to clean up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42687) - you deserved it (2464)

On 05/22/2009 at 4:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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#4 and #5 you both obviously haven't had extended periods of time with the homeless. They gather around my university campus and do nothing but beg, yell, and grab random people for no reason.

If you two are so high and mighty wishing this fate upon me because "I don't know their situation" why aren't you two out there personally helping the homeless? When was the last time you let a homeless dude into your house to bathe and gave him a meal? You're no different from everyone else who walks by them without a second glance, so stop pretending you're a better person by "sympathizing".

#13 - On 05/22/2009 at 11:16am by Jaywin

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You think your life sucks, think about how the homeless guy must feel. He has to smell himself every day.

#8 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:56am by anjyu22

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