Today, it's my last day at my job because I'm moving to another city. My boss handed me a card and chocolates. The same boss that didn't sign the card because, "Even though you're a great employee, I probably won't remember your name in a fortnight." I've been there three years. FML

by Bawsack / 09/26/2016 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work

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  • It probably sounded better in his mind than "I /really/ want an excuse to use the word 'fortnight'."

    #10 - On 09/26/2016 at 12:15pm by Tripartita

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  • Hey, at least you got some chocolates! A lot of bosses wouldn't even bother with that. Chocolate makes everything better.

    #2 - On 09/26/2016 at 11:20am by cacheson

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