Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML

by jessiluvxx / 09/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work

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  • I smell a large lawsuit giving you enough cash to send your newborn to college! Congratulations on the baby!

    #2 - On 10/16/2016 at 1:02am by vreid

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  • Just tell her (to check her voicemail/missed calls) and everything should be fine.

    That or something happened to it, in which case you could still clear it up with a doctor's note or medical form to prove where you were.

    #1 - On 10/16/2016 at 1:01am by Lalala579121

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