Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML

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  • "I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years."

    "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!"

    "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained."

    "I—you—what are you saying?!"

    #2 - On 08/19/2016 at 2:37am by Tripartita

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  • Regardless of what happened, it looks like you have the chance to become the next Wolf of Wall Street. Seize it.

    #1 - On 08/19/2016 at 2:32am by StormfrontX33

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