Today, I have the flu, so I called my boss to let him know I couldn't come in today. He told me to think my "lies" through better, and claimed that you can only get the flu during winter. So I guess I'm faking my pale skin, short breath, runny nose, and constant sneezing. FML

by *cough* *cough* you're a dickface / 06/27/2015 at 1:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

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  • although you can get the flu, yours just sounds like a cold.

    #6 - On 06/28/2015 at 2:54am by lovelockdown23

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  • Come into work and give him the flu, that'll show him

    #2 - On 06/28/2015 at 2:48am by BadDay98

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