Work: Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, I was at work and a lady screamed at my manager for about 15 minutes, saying I needed to be fired because I couldn't get rid of all the flies buzzing around her food. She was the one who chose to eat on our patio. FML

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You deserved it 2 499

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By midwesternpetclerk - 09/11/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

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You deserved it 2 727

I want what I want

By cydia123 - 10/05/2019 06:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me. Why? An old lady spent 30 minutes looking at our menu before asking for "cottage pie." After telling her that it wasn't an item on the menu, she spent another 20 minutes deciding. She then asked for several more items we didn't have, then complained to my boss. FML

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You deserved it 110

By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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You deserved it 1 958

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 552

By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

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You deserved it 3 646

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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You deserved it 76

By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 01:30

Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML

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You deserved it 389

Customers from hell

By midnightblade163 - 13/01/2016 12:06 - Australia - Caringbah

Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

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You deserved it 1 851

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her bluetooth headset. FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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You deserved it 5 231

mastamouse 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

I've come to realize that some people in this world just lack brains.

ThepurpleCow 19

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

Stupid you are. Breed you must not.

Comments

people_annoy_me 23

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:27

Damn.

chadermcchaf 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:48

#32 I didn't know that there were godly rules for typing in comments in FML. Who cares? Maybe he's just speechless.

TanzWolf 26

Sunday 26 October 2014 21:01

"Especially for 1st comment" why does it matter what he says if he's the first commenter?

battlehamster 8

Sunday 26 October 2014 21:36

Dayaam.

MsKatieFace 11

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:36

Maybe, #1 is Ron Simmons...

mastamouse 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

I've come to realize that some people in this world just lack brains.

BigLatchZatch 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:40

Shockingly, these people are reproducing at a rapid rate, and soon stupidity will take over the world.

JMichael 25

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:04

The lack of knowledge hurts my brain.

laden_swallow09 34

Sunday 26 October 2014 21:38

A la Idiocracy.

Truthexists1 12

Monday 27 October 2014 3:50

Lol Roflmao High five dude!!

myusername23 17

Monday 27 October 2014 5:53

You only just figured this out?

person108 9

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

some people

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 22:10

Zzzzome people (failed pun)

AriettaX 15

Monday 27 October 2014 5:32

Hahaha some people just dont "fly" by life! ...... ha.

ThepurpleCow 19

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:28

Stupid you are. Breed you must not.

blackonblight 32

Monday 27 October 2014 2:48

Is that the only thing you can comment?

ThepurpleCow 19

Tuesday 28 October 2014 1:12

No. You should of seen what I've done. There are just a LOT of stupid people and for most of these it seem fit.

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:29

hope your manager becomes deaf

ninjadinos 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:40

But...why?

sarah5745 41

Sunday 26 October 2014 19:45

That's a bit harsh #5

RecklessLove 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:07

I'm pretty sure he meant so the manager doesn't have to hear the lady complain anymore.

sarah5745 41

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:21

Still harsh nonetheless..

Khaleesi_26 30

Sunday 26 October 2014 20:22

Well #24 if that was the case then the wording for that is all wrong. #5's comment seems to imply that he agrees with the lady that yelled at your manager.