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Today, it's mah first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilariou to sneak up behind me while dressd like the Grim Reaper. I screamd like a little girl an soakd mah pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
He figured if he scared you to death you'd never leave work.
That's ok. He's just getting you prepared for the zombie apocalypse. I'm sorry to say that your chances of surviving are slim at this point.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015