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Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42850) - you deserved it (6126)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

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He figured if he scared you to death you'd never leave work.

#1 - On 05/04/2014 at 7:48pm by kurodansei

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That's ok. He's just getting you prepared for the zombie apocalypse. I'm sorry to say that your chances of surviving are slim at this point.

#3 - On 05/04/2014 at 7:48pm by Welshite

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