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Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40818) - you deserved it (4029)

On 03/31/2014 at 4:07pm - work - by dunno why we bother (man) - United States (Florida)

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Some people are just idiots and have no respect.

#1 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:19pm by pepsiisgross

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This is why we can't have nice things.

#2 - On 03/31/2014 at 7:20pm by juan3611

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