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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mess around at my workplace's parking lot. Things got hot and steamy, but in the middle of it all, there came a bang at my car window. My frantic boss had seen us and thought I was being attacked. FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 7:53pm - work - by unknown - United States (Texas)

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I have to say, if you're doing that sort of thing in public, you're an asshole. Next time, wait until you get home like everyone else.

#2 - On 03/08/2014 at 5:55am by Dave_Davington

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If he'd joined in, that would've been an excellent porn plot

#1 - On 03/08/2014 at 5:54am by GodPart2

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