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Today, on my first day at my new job delivering mail, I was yelled at by a guy, who threatened to shoot me if I "trespassed" on his property. He made me toss his mail toward his porch from the street, before telling me to get lost. FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 1:46pm - work - by fuckfuck (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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Eh, look at it this way. Now that that's done, you can save some time and effort at that stop just flinging mail instead of having to drop it in the box. His loss, your gain.

#2 - On 01/31/2014 at 6:44pm by Levvy

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he is really messed in the head. just have him pick up his mail from the post office

#3 - On 01/31/2014 at 6:44pm by Rizzen

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