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Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML


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On 01/25/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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cough on her stuff.... bet she'd shut the fuck up then

#1 - On 01/25/2014 at 7:42pm by lilmslady

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How disruptive OP! Can't you die any quieter?

I kid, I would of been a bit pissed with her.

#3 - On 01/25/2014 at 7:45pm by PrincessCastiel

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