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Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order

#1 - On 11/20/2013 at 6:30pm by that1guyyy

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Just to clarify, when I say he 'cut the phone line', I don't mean he stopped paying (I pay for it myself), I mean he physically CUT the lines leading to my phone. And yes, I do have a mobile phone, but I can't use it too much or I'd get a massive bill at the end of it. And I've just started the process of legal action but, as my ex-boyfriend never tired of telling me, they're 'just a bit of paper'

#127 - On 11/23/2013 at 5:07am by georgiaswish

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