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By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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Oh, hi Sharon!

By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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By help me! - 02/10/2010 14:26 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 07:30

Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML

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Restraining order time

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 16:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML

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By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Join the club

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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Fancy seeing you here

By Alyssa - 19/10/2009 19:37 - United States

Today, my manager mentioned that she'd hired a "cute boy" to help me out at work with paperwork. The "cute boy" was my ex-fiancé and now I have to be with him in an office for 30 some hours a week while his current fiancée brings him lunch everyday. FML

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Saturday 23 November 2013 11:42

A 'bit of paper' that will send his ass to jail if he violates it. good luck with prosecution OP; I hope all goes well and they hit him with that book hard!

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 21 November 2013 0:30

Phone line? Don't you have a cell phone or Skype? Oh and get a restraining order

Comments

vondie440 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 2:56

I didn't know phones still came with a cord.

perdix 29

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:03

Gosh! I hope he doesn't interfere with your smoke signals, carrier pigeons or telegraphs, too!

Sweetpea22 14

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:24

Get a restraining order before he hurts you, your boyfriend, or you both

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:29

Be professional and wait for him to **** up and do something against you or your boyfriend and get fired. He will.

thebomb553 5

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:34

1. How do you not already have a phone of your own? fix that 2. Alert your boss, as well as the police about future events that might occur

G_bear24 9

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:47

its time for a restraining order...majorly

cathrope 10

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:55

I agree a restraining order is needed here and you and your boyfriend should get conceal and carry permits.

Ins0mau 20

Thursday 21 November 2013 13:46

Conceal and carry permits? In the U.K?

Sparx1_1 16

Thursday 21 November 2013 3:57

1: tell your boss why this guy asked for the job. Unless your boss is a complete tool he'll get rid of the guy - and he would be within his rights to do it. 2: call the police and keep calling them every single time you have even the smallest problem with this guy. Get a restraining order asap.