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Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (2959)

On 11/20/2013 at 2:59am - work - by bakingwomannnnnnnn (woman) - United States (California)

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Man I hate sexist people.

At least you can't get fired, though, and you can kick him out :)

#1 - On 11/20/2013 at 6:26am by obnum

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Insult by pun. Well played sir

#2 - On 11/20/2013 at 6:27am by mbuck87

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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

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