Today, a drunken customer blindsided me after I told him I would not be giving him a free drink after I watched him put his own hair in it. FML
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Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML
Today, I paid $50 for a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hairdresser was drunk. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML
Today, I went to my favorite bar after work for a drink. On my way to the porch out back, I didn't realize the sliding glass door was shut, and walked straight into it. I was stone cold sober, but the bartender refused to believe me, and cut me off before my first beer. FML
Today, I learned a co-worker called and awoke my boss at 3 a.m. to complain that I'd been "rude" to him. All I'd done was make a disapproving face because he'd been drinking and he was slobbering drunk, and wanted to charge his purchase to his employee account, a definite no-no when not on the clock. FML
Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML
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Ravensmoon666 19
What a jackass. I hope you're okay OP
perdix 29
Tell him that dipping his hair in the drink isn't good enough entertainment to get freebies. Pour the whole drink on his head, and then give him a free one. Now, that's entertainment!
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Comments (25)
Ravensmoon666 19
What a jackass. I hope you're okay OP
killuhand 12
I think op's okay, but if op was stirred on the other hand..
ja2006 9
In his defense, he was trying to make poly juice potion (coffee flavor)...with his own hair...it was an experiment to see if he would turn into himself...for 30 mins....and then turn back into himself...forever.
imyy 20
That was definitely a terrible thing for him to do - glad you called him on it, he obviously just wanted a free drink. Liars never win :-)
ziy_fml 15
Lol!! Well then he sure tried for a freebie
ChenEighty 20
That was the FML, 2. We can read.
mario2012 18
I can't read. I can spell perfectly fine though.
Mrsoupinmytummy 1
The way people are now and days...
aoc123 8
I just don't understand why that would even be something he would do?
ervnomyous 15
People these days…
Turrence 9
What a jackass.
timetoeat 3
Some poor people just want to watch the world burn.
misspulkadot24 17
He just wanted a free drink. No world burning here!
paulpring 9
It is sad coz people actually do it to get free stuff
ImAFaker 29
That is what this FML is saying...
FrankHotpants 31
If he was drunk then just take his drink, turn around for a bit and hand it back to him.
SmittyKick 18
What exactly did that accomplish?
claiiire_fml 17
Making the drunk customer think the bartender made him a new drink.
TyT63 12
downvotes...downvotes everywhere